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ELDRITCH EVOLUTIONS:
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Introduction by Lois Gresh
Comments by Robert Weinberg
1. Snip My Suckers
2. Psychomildew Love
3. Soleman
4. Where I Go, Mi-Go
5. Mandelbrot Moldrot
6. Cafebabe
7. Digital Pistil
8. Let Me Make You Suffer
9. Little Whorehouse of Horrors
10. Watch Me If You Can
11. Algorithms & Nasal Structures
12. Debutante Ball
13. Smokestack Snout Neurology
14. The Battle of Batbrew Bulge
15. Underground Pipeline
16. Instant Gratification
17. Lust of the Giant Sloth
18. AnOde to Thee (or: Surfing those Tubular Waves)
19. Geisha Black
20. Skinhead Bonehead
21. Wee Sweet Girlies
22. There's No Place Like Void
23. Showdown at Red Hook
24. Scourge of the Old Ones
25. Julia Brainchild
26. The Lagoon of Insane Plants
ELDRITCH EVOLUTIONS:
COMMENTS BY ROBERT WEINBERG
Welcome, friends, to the first collection of short stories by Lois H. Gresh. I applaud your good taste in buying this book. Lois is one of the most talented writers working these days in the realms of imagination. In many ways I envy you because you are going to be blown away by what you read. Be careful and make sure your head is screwed on tight. If not, it might just explode when you consume the stories between the covers of this volume. Lois is that good.
As an editor, I bought several stories from Lois that were nominated for Bram Stoker Awards in the mid-1990's. Her stories were unlike any others I received. When I discovered Snip My Suckers and Psychomildew Love in my slush pile, I was blown away. Lois' stories are always full of unique ideas, bizarre plot twists, and fascinating characters, and they always surprise and delight me. Her fiction combines believable futuristic science with deep characterization and lively narrative. She has a feel for pacing and structure, a wild sense of humor. She's supremely talented and creative.
You’ll encounter in this volume bizarre creations in classic Lois Gresh stories like Mandelbrot Moldrot, Let Me Make You Suffer, Cafebabe, and Digital Pistil. Even better are Lois’ excursions into the depths of Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos, blending digital flesh and eldritch terrors in Where I Go, Mi-Go, and Scourge of the Old Ones.
Lois is a terrific writer and this collection is a terrific book for anyone who wants to read the best in science fiction, dark fantasy, dark humor, and horror.
Let me reveal a secret about Lois Gresh stories. A secret that I don’t think anyone has ever mentioned in reviewing Lois’ work, but a truism that’s obvious once stated.
Lois writes wonderfully complicated plots that creep up on you and catch you by surprise at the end of a story. Sure, there might be digital-flesh blobs and quarks and nanotechnology and all sorts of weird science, but when you get to the end of the story, BANG, the conclusion makes perfect sense and everything in the story suddenly works much better than you ever realized. One of the greatest pleasures about reading Lois Gresh stories is reading them a second time and seeing how she sneaked in clues all through the story that you completely missed, thinking that they were merely weird and crazy details unimportant to the conclusion. Not so, and that’s the mark of a fine writer. Go ahead and read The Lagoon of the Insane Plants and then tell me I’m wrong. Not possible, because I’m right.
Enough introducing. Turn the page and start reading. You might be shocked, surprised, even bedazzled. But you sure won’t be sorry!
---Robert Weinberg
10/10/10
(Nothing happened. So much for numerology!)
ELDRITCH EVOLUTIONS:
SNIP MY SUCKERS
SNIP MY SUCKERS first appeared in 100 Vicious Little Vampires, was on the Bram Stoker Preliminary Ballot for Best Story of the Year 1995, and received an Honorable Mention in Year’s Best Fantasy & Horror 1995. It’s always been one of my favorites, and I remain very fond of the vampiric rose bush, Glory, and her struggle to win Chuck and destroy his dead wife. A word to the wise: be careful with the bone meal and the heavy phosphate.
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Chuck’s heat steams my leaves. "So sweet," he says, "you're always so sweet in the first flush of spring." My petals strain to his cheek. His whiskers are raw; a thousand blades shredding the hot velvet of my bud. His nose dips. His eyes close. A quick prick, and I'll have him. I crawl up the side of his house, sharpen my thorns on the stucco. Chuck sprays me with the bone meal and the heavy phosphate. Up my naked canes and out my tender sprouts, I pump the perfume that drives him wild: the honey cloves and the morning dew. Chuck's nostrils widen. He sprays me again. I quiver by the nectar that pounds through his neck. My thorns graze his skin, probe for the pulse; and now-- I plunge. He screams and slaps his neck, and my branch whips back against the stucco. "Dratted mosquitos," he says, and his blood dribbles and my sepals curl and tighten and lap the hot juice. His fist tightens around silver shears. "Think I'll snip off some suckers. It'll give you more strength, Glory, more roses. You look a bit peaked." Go ahead, Chuck, snip my suckers. Prune me, baby, like a madman. His shears are sharp. They sever me down at the root trunk where I'm most sensitive. Buds bust from my stems. Perfumes pump from my anthers. "You look like you're gonna die, Glory. Wish I knew what kind of rose you are." He leers at me, then wipes his paws on his pants and gathers his tools. I'm an unnamed seedling, Chuck, born from the roots of wild stock and fed on the mush of bony phosphate. The mice and the kittens know, and even the neighborhood dogs stay away from me. The fence gate creaks. My little bud eyes swivel. Chuck is behind the house, stooping by his wife's grave. Even from a distance, his steam scorches my sap. The afternoon sun streams down, plasters me like melted dough against Chuck's house. I'm all alone. My branches ache. My leaves are soggy mash. And the sky frowns and dumps its rain. The sun's rays tear into me. My flowers close into tight balls and hide. Now he turns to me with a big grin. "You know what you need, Glory? To be transplanted next to Rosemary. The soil's good there, and besides, you'll be good company for her. Rosemary always loved you when she was alive." |
c. 1995 Lois H. Gresh. All rights reserved.
Snip My Suckers, 100 VICIOUS LITTLE VAMPIRES, Barnes & Noble, 1995 (story was on the 1995 HWA preliminary Stoker Award Ballot; story received Honorable Mention in 1995 YEAR'S BEST FANTASY & HORROR, St. Martin's Press). Reprinted as the first story in ELDRITCH EVOLUTIONS (Chaosium, March 2011).
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